My name is uh ... Dr Phalange.

I'm a pop-culture obsessed teenager without facebook.

Hi, my name is Peggy Olson. I received flowers from your shop today and I’m not sure who they’re from. No, I’m not with so many men that it’s impossible for me to guess. Well, that is just—oh, you know what? I found the card, actually. They’re from your mom. So tell your gay mom I said thanks.

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Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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