My name is uh ... Dr Phalange.

I'm a pop-culture obsessed teenager without facebook.

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

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rabidchild67:

notsomolly:

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

A moose once bit my sister.

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse

  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

  star of many Norwegian møvies:  “The Høt Hands of an Oslo

  Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst

  Nordfink”.

(via rycolfan)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via rycolfan)