My name is uh ... Dr Phalange.

I'm a pop-culture obsessed teenager without facebook.





Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

tony abbott?


(too be fair he was born in England and came here by boat - he is boat people)

(Source: jaimielannister)

@prattprattpratt: I just got pretty hard core up in a drug dealers face. Fuck that guy. Be good. Don’t be a drug dealer. People will think ur a piece of shit.

(Source: stan-evans, via complisults-and-explanabrags)

Vampire Weekend



I’m not excited, but should I be? Is this the fate that half of the world has planned for me?

(via horchta)